Pretty idiots are born to be played with and ruined by their husbands.

Chapter 60 Zhou Gangxun was born to serve him

"You're the dirty one!" Ruan Zhijuan suddenly lunged at Zhou Gangxun, glaring at him reproachfully. "You're the one who peed on me, you bad thing!"

Zhou Gangxun wiped the foamy water from Ruan Zhijuan's forehead with his fingers, then hugged the lump of flesh that had run back to him; it was the one who had thrown himself into his arms.

"That's yours, not mine. You're even complaining about your own?"

I've peed so many times, how come I haven't improved at all?

"No one's is acceptable, urine is dirty. Does that mean my own urine is acceptable...?" Ruan Zhijuan looked up and saw him looking at Zhou Gangxun with disgust and trying to move away. "Zhou Gangxun, you're so dirty."

Zhou Gangxun: "..." The dirty thoughts in Ruan Zhijuan's mind are definitely not the same as his...

They probably thought he just liked to smear his urine on himself for fun...

"..."

Zhou Gangxun raised his hand without a word, pinched the flesh of the neck and pulled the person back into his arms, "Close your eyes and take a shower."

"Zhou Gangxun, are you going to give me a bath? I don't want you to..." Ruan Zhijuan pouted. He felt that Zhou Gangxun was just trying to take advantage of him and grope him. Humph, what a dirty, smelly man.

Zhou Gangxun stared silently at Ruan Zhijuan with his dark eyes, his face darkening. He asked, "What's wrong with a husband helping his wife take a bath?"

"Isn't it only right that I do your laundry, cook for you, bathe you, massage your feet, and earn money for you to spend?"

As Ruan Zhijuan listened, she felt that Zhou Gangxun's words made more and more sense. She couldn't help but nod her head and agree. Yes, yes, that's how it should be. This is the kind of life she wanted, and that's what the system said too.

Zhou Gangxun was born to serve him.

So Ruan Zhijuan crossed her arms to protect her chest as if guarding against a thief, crossed her legs, and placed her fair feet on Zhou Gang's feet, which had clearly visible veins, were obviously several sizes larger, and had a slightly darker complexion. She stepped on them one by one, urging him to "Hurry up and serve me while I wash..."

"Don't get the foam in my eyes... The water needs to be warm... Also, I need to apply strawberry candy shower gel twice so I'll smell nice..."

Zhou Gangxun let himself be stepped on, his eyes darkening as he stared at Ruan Zhijuan, who had her eyes closed. "Alright, wife."

A dozen minutes later.

When I came out of the bathroom, there were no more strangers in the house.

When Zhou Gangxun and Ruan Zhijuan went into the bathroom, Ye Yongzhao asked them to compare their statements so that he would know what was going on. They also found a lost child, so they quickly took him back to the police station for investigation.

As for why it only took ten minutes to wash, it's because a thief is guilty and can't take too long.

Ruan Zhijuan sat on the sofa, wearing Zhou Gangxun's loose gray shorts. The shorts had slipped down to the bottom as he moved, revealing two large, white thighs. He crossed his legs, leaned on the edge of the sofa, and munched on the spicy roasted pig's trotter that Zhou Gangxun had bought, grumbling in dissatisfaction, "Zhou Gangxun, I don't want you to wash me next time."

"After you washed them, my legs were all red and broken..."

Not only was his leg injured, but Zhou Gangxun wouldn't let him open his eyes while he was taking a bath, saying there was foam on his eyelids and that if he opened his eyes, they would be damaged, and he wouldn't wipe them off for him.

He kept his eyes closed, filled with anxiety, until he finished washing, and he wasn't happy at all.

"Let me see."

That scoundrel Zhou Gangxun is pretending to be a "good husband" again. He walked over with the ointment, enduring the scolding, and his cold gaze fell directly on Ruan Zhijuan's leg. Where was it red? He had been looking at it the whole time.

It's so delicate, it's only turned a little red.

Zhou Gangxun bent down on one knee, applied the ointment to the affected area, and deflected responsibility, saying, "You said the water had to be hot."

"I meant hot water, not scalding hot water..." Ruan Zhijuan chewed on the soft and flavorful pork trotter skin and half-fat, half-lean meat, speaking unclearly, spitting out a bone she had just finished gnawing on.

Zhou Gangxun, with a sullen face, raised his hand to catch the bone, which was covered in saliva, and casually threw it into the trash can on the side.

He stared at his fingers, then slowly and carelessly wiped them with a piece of paper—a completely unnecessary effort.

Ruan Zhijuan licked the chili sauce off her lips and looked down at Zhou Gangxun's skin. They had bathed together, so why wasn't his skin red at all?

Ruan Zhijuan casually asked, "Zhou Gangxun, did you secretly touch my leg and make it bruised and red?"

Zhou Gangxun paused, then abruptly looked up at Ruan Zhijuan with a cold gaze. His gloomy expression made him seem unreasonable, and he retorted stiffly, "Why would I touch something so dirty?"

"Two pieces of white meat that look just like pork, what's the difference between me touching you and touching a pig?"

Ruan Zhijuan was taken aback by what he was said. He blinked and grumbled unhappily, "Fine, I won't touch you then. Why are you reacting so strongly? You're the dirty one, you're the pig! I haven't even complained about you yet... I don't want you to wipe me anymore, go away..."

Zhou Gangxun stopped talking, clinging tightly to Ruan Zhijuan's leg, refusing to let him pull away.

"You can't understand how to wipe it."

Then, pretending to be dead, as if he couldn't hear or see anything, he continued to apply medicine to Ruan Zhijuan.

"Hmph..." Ruan Zhijuan curled her lips, thinking that Zhou Gangxun must be begging him. He cares about his reputation, and now his two legs are almost kneeling on the ground. He must have realized that he had spoken too loudly just now and knew that he was wrong.

It wasn't actually very loud, but Zhou Gangxun suddenly looked up and his face was right in front of him, with a serious expression, which stunned him.

Ruan Zhijuan hummed, placed her foot on Zhou Gangxun's foot as a cushion, and opened the takoyaki to eat.

This is also delicious, sweet and salty, with lots of wood-like bits and pieces.

Zhou Gangxun bought quite a lot: three spicy roasted pig's trotters almost the size of his face, a box of takoyaki, a box of spicy roasted pig skin, and some skewers of squid, shrimp, and fish balls. He tried them all, and more than ten minutes passed.

Ruan Zhijuan suddenly remembered the plastic bag and cola on the balcony floor. He stepped on Zhou Gangxun's instep, his toes twitching. "Zhou Gangxun, I want to eat that fried collarbone. Go get it for me..."

Zhou Gangxun remained unmoved, still wiping the two large white leg meats that he thought were pork.

The ointment is half gone.

Seeing that Zhou Gangxun didn't move, Ruan Zhijuan licked her lips clean, leaned close to his ear, and said in a louder voice, "Zhou Gangxun, I'm talking to you. I want to eat fried collarbones... crispy and fragrant fried collarbones!"

Zhou Gangxun's hearing loss is quite severe now.

She's only twenty-seven and already like this; what will she do when she gets older?

Will he be unable to hear people calling him an idiot or stupid in front of him in the future?

Ruan Zhijuan didn't like that. That feeling was very uncomfortable, like she was being ostracized by everyone, like she was being bullied.

The system said that in this lifetime, he can only bully others, and no one can bully him.

He stared at Zhou Gangxun's ear and began to ponder how much it would cost to fix an ear. It must be as expensive as eye surgery. He thought that once Zhou Gangxun made money in the future, he would fix his ear first and then his eye surgery.

His vision is only slightly blurry; it's nothing serious.

What if Zhou Gangxun, who is deaf, gets cheated and sold off when he becomes a contractor?

If Zhou Gangxun could hear earlier, he could earn more money, and sooner or later he could get his eyes treated.

Ruan Zhijuan pursed her lips and snorted, "How disgusting! A penniless bastard."

Zhou Gangxun finally reacted. Without even looking at the fried collarbone that Ruan Zhijuan wanted, he stared at Ruan Zhijuan's feet stomping around and said, "That's not good meat. You'll get sick if you eat it."

Other scoundrels' stuff is all poisonous.

If you eat his stupid wife, she will turn bad, she will cheat on you, and she will run off with them.

So it's not good meat and shouldn't be eaten.

Zhou Gangxun glanced intently at the balcony next to apartment 602.

"Sick?" Ruan Zhijuan blinked, still chewing on squid. How could she have gotten sick again?

He thought for a moment, then leaned close to Zhou Gangxun's face and asked, "Zhou Gangxun, do you want to eat it all by yourself?"

Ruan Zhijuan wiped her mouth, snorted, and stepped on Zhou Gangxun to scold him, "It's not like I won't give you any. Can't I give you one bite? Two bites at most. You want to swallow it all by yourself? That's not good, Zhou Gangxun..."

I'll make you fried pork ribs and crispy fried pork tomorrow.

Zhou Gang straightened his leg, stood up, and said in a gloomy and ambiguous voice, "The things others give you are not clean. You are not allowed to eat them in the future. The poison for rats is put in the rats' food."

He carried the bag of fried collarbones from the balcony, walked out of the house, and hung it on the doorknob of apartment 602, returning it to its rightful owner.

"I'm not a rat..." Ruan Zhijuan paused abruptly, a sudden chill running down his spine, causing him to shiver involuntarily. Rat poison...

If someone were to put poison in his food, he could actually be poisoned to death.