Inventory of The Famous Scene: Starting from Emiya

Chapter 442 - 428: Top-tier O-Brake! Braking...

[ "The snowboard is in the way, I can’t move!" Kondo, unable to stand by and watch the ’pervert’ harass Otae, gritted his teeth and instantly stripped down until he was wearing nothing but a pair of briefs.

"You damn pervert, get away from my Otae!!"

Otae grabbed the Shogun with one hand and slammed him over: "The pervert is you!"

Kondo, who was hit, also instantly lost consciousness. The two of them tumbled from the cable car, rolled a few times, and landed right on top of a snowboard, sliding rapidly down the slope.

Hijikata, seeing this, felt a sense of dread: "Not good! They fell onto a sled and started sliding on their own!"

Until he saw the positions of the two on the sled, Hijikata’s entire soul left his body: "Wait, the positions of two guys in nothing but underwear are all wrong!"

The unconscious Shogun was bent forward, face down on the sled with his butt sticking up! Meanwhile, Kondo was half-kneeling, aimed right at the front...

Even the onlookers couldn’t help but scream upon seeing this: "What is that?! An obscene object is charging through the ski resort at an incredible speed!!" ]

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〜Projection of All Worlds〜

Looking at this perverted gorilla, everyone’s stomachs hurt from laughing. Ever since Otae appeared, this guy completely stopped caring about the Shogun!

Also, you’re the real pervert here! What exactly did you see from your perspective? Otae was unilaterally ravaging the Shogun! She’s the one doing the bullying!

It seems those who left just now were indeed ordinary citizens; those remaining are all legends! To run into a bunch of rowdy citizens like you—it’s truly the Shogun’s "blessing."

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〜Grand Blue Dreaming World〜

Azusa-senpai held her stomach with one hand and leaned on the table with the other, laughing until tears came out:

"...I can’t... this is seriously going to kill me. Sliding across the whole field in the worst possible position, haha."

As a "dual-wielder" herself, she had never seen anyone play this wildly. If either of them woke up halfway and saw this scene, they probably wouldn’t be able to resist committing suicide!

"Is this gorilla really the head of a police organization??"

Kohei said speechlessly.

"Then it’s over... Hijikata screamed his lungs out, but this gorilla didn’t listen at all!"

Even Iori, who had watched countless videos, couldn’t help but cover his face:

"What kind of world-class masterpiece is this!"

A police chief and a national leader, striking such a terrible pose in the snow... Yeah, it’s confirmed, this country is beyond saving.

〜KonoSuba: God’s Blessing on This Wonderful World〜

Looking at those two obscene objects, Kazuma’s face darkened as he jumped up and down, trying to block the screen to save some face for his former homeland:

"What the hell are you broadcasting!"

"Ka-Kazuma... is this the King of your hometown!?"

Darkness, thinking of who-knows-what, had a flushed face and was breathing heavily with excitement.

In the snow, not only sliding down in such a terrible pose but also being watched by so many people... Just thinking about it, Darkness collapsed to the ground in excitement, drooling.

Looking at Darkness’s state, Kazuma knew her "illness" was acting up again:

"No, don’t talk nonsense, it’s unrelated..."

Facing this situation, Kazuma decisively abandoned his homeland, putting on an expression that said,

"I have no idea what you’re talking about."

After all, with those two in that state on the screen, how could he possibly admit to it? If a national leader were discovered like this, the citizens would probably emigrate en masse!

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[ "Stop them! We can’t let the Shogun’s family... let the Shogunate be disgraced any further!" Hijikata hurriedly commanded everyone to step forward and stop them from sliding.

However, after running just a few steps, the snowboard hit a small rock, and the two on top separated. Kondo fell to the ground and continued to slide, while the Shogun happened to slam into a certain natural perm and stopped.

"The Shogun hit a civilian!!"

Seeing this, Hijikata sent a group to chase Kondo, while he went to check on the hit citizen: "Hey, are you okay?"

"I’m fine, I’m fine. After all, I’m a beginner. This happens often, right? Only the snowboard flew away." Gintoki stepped on the Shogun’s back and started sliding as if nothing was wrong.

Hijikata’s face went dark at this scene. He used all his strength to catch up, then jumped onto Kondo, naturally using him as a snowboard as well.

"Stop right there, you rotten natural perm! Look down! Look down!"

Gintoki looked down and was suddenly shocked: "Ah... since when?" ]

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〜Projection of All Worlds〜

"Hahaha, ’Ordinary Citizen’ Sakata Gintoki—how can a guy who steps on the Shogun like a snowboard with such a calm face be an ordinary citizen!"

"SHOGUN!!! He’s the leader of a country, but isn’t this a bit too pathetic? He’s actually being used as a snowboard."

Looking at the Shogun’s miserable state, it was truly a case of "the listener grieves and the viewer weeps!" He just came out for a nice ski trip, and now he’s been turned into a snowboarder.

And honestly, they were sliding quite well! Everyone even suspected that Gintoki was doing it on purpose. After all, a beginner would have fallen long ago; how could he slide for so long?

.....

[ "But what do we do now? If I could stop, I would have stopped long ago! I’m a beginner, how could I know how to stop a person!"

Gintoki was also helpless. As a beginner, how could he know how to stop? He then tried something at random, and it seemed he actually found a so-called method.

"Hey! Wait a second, if you pull the briefs, the speed drops a bit!" Gintoki tugged the Shogun’s briefs and found that the speed really did decrease.

"What? Briefs can control a human snowboard?" Hijikata, somewhat skeptical, also tugged Kondo’s briefs and was instantly surprised: "Oh, there really is a braking sensation! But there’s a strange groove being made, what is this?"

Behind them, in the tracks left in the snow, an extra deep trench had appeared...

"A brake mark, right?" Looking at the trail left behind, Gintoki said somewhat uncertainly.

Hijikata retorted: "Brake? What part of the human body has a brake?"

Gintoki reached out and yanked the Shogun’s briefs: "The Penile Brake... A brake activated by pulling the briefs to stimulate the prostate!" ]

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〜Projection of All Worlds〜

"Hahaha, Penile Brake... I’ll never be able to look at skiing the same way again. This is hilarious, and the fact that this brake only works for guys!"

Seeing this scene, people in other parallel worlds fell into a strange atmosphere. The men were silent, the women were blushing, and the rest were laughing hysterically!

What the hell kind of Penile Brake is that? Most people probably couldn’t afford to use this brake. After all, there’s nowhere to repair the specialized parts; if it gets scrapped by accident, it’s game over!

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〜Type-Moon World, Fifth Holy Grail War Worldline〜

"Cough... cough!!"

Emiya Shirou was nearly choked by the sheer absurdity of the plot.

Stop it! What are you doing to the leader of a country and a police chief! It’s going to break! If you keep using it, it will definitely break!

Tohsaka Rin blushed and pretended to be unfazed:

"Just how shameless does someone have to be to think of such a bra... brake!"

If a beginner wants to brake while skiing, can’t they just squat down? You actually came up with this method.

Archer managed to squeeze out a sentence:

"To be honest, it’s quite practical... at least the speed dropped."

The world is vast indeed, full of wonders. Strange braking knowledge has increased again, refreshing his understanding time and time again.

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[ Looking at Gintoki’s continuous pulling motion, Hijikata seemed a bit panicked: "Stop it! Don’t use the brake anymore, he won’t be able to carry on the family line!"

"In this situation, we can’t afford to be picky! We have to stop first!" As Gintoki spoke, he suddenly pulled the briefs to the limit.

Then, a slope similar to a jump ramp appeared ahead. The two of them, carrying their human snowboards, soared high into the air and then slammed down heavily.

"Splat—" Suddenly, the sound of something breaking rang in their ears. Both felt a bad premonition in their hearts and silently looked back.

At the spot where they had landed, two pools of blood appeared, followed by a trail of bloodstains along their slide marks.

"The brakes... are broken—" The two of them turned pale and said with faces full of terror. ]

[ .....]

〜Projection of All Worlds〜

The brakes!!

Hahaha...

When the people from other worlds saw this, they laughed so hard their lungs were about to burst. It was high-energy to the extreme. What the hell, the brakes are broken!

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〜Baka to Test: Summon the Beasts World〜

"Hiss—"

Muttsurini couldn’t help but shiver upon hearing the sound, his lower body inexplicably starting to ache in sympathy.

"The brakes... are broken. That means... It hurts!! Just watching it hurts!!"

Akihisa, realizing the implications, turned deathly pale. He was certain that he and skiing would have no destiny together in this lifetime.

Yuuji, who was using a book to block Shoko’s view, was also tearless: "You promised a skiing arc... this is not the skiing I imagined at all."

Terrifying. Skiing is too terrifying. The brakes are broken. Never mind the pain, the key is that there’s no place to get a warranty repair!

〜JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure, Part 2: Battle Tendency Worldline〜

"Hahaha, the brakes are broken... this is too funny."

Young Joseph Joestar was rolling on the floor laughing.

Caesar looked at Joseph with a darkened face:

"Are you sure you’re not a vehicle killer..."

Listening to Gintoki’s familiar voice, and then listening to this heartless Joseph laughing—the voices are the same!

Fine, the voices are the same, but why is it that whatever both of them drive, it breaks? How can you even break a human snowboard? And you broke the one part that absolutely shouldn’t be broken?

A vehicle killer? Joseph hurriedly waved his hands in denial:

"Cough... what nonsense are you talking about? It’s just a coincidence, a coincidence!"

After all, if it were him, it’s likely not just the "brakes" that would fly off; the whole person would break.

〜Gintama World〜

"SHO-CHAN!!!"

The Shinsengumi members all had their mouths wide open. They could vaguely see their "Star of Death" flickering. Their heads were about to be scrapped along with "Sho-chan."

Kondo was frozen on the spot, his whole being seemingly broken as he muttered:

"Brakes... heh, brakes..."

Hijikata’s hand holding his cigarette was trembling, and he started trying to deflect:

"Kondo-san, this is, this is all that silver-haired natural perm’s fault. I told him to use the brakes less..."

"You can’t say that, Vice-Chief!"

Sougo dismantled his argument without hesitation.

"Retorts aside, you didn’t use the brakes any less than he did."

Even in this situation, although the Shogun’s face had turned deathly pale, his voice trembled as he said:

"The Shogun family has been foot soldiers for generations..."

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