lerbook Chapter 453 Are you still pretending?
Chapter 453 Are you still pretending?
Chapter 453 Are you still pretending?
After hearing the laughter, Sao Pipi and Da Ma Hou felt something was wrong, only then did they realize that they had been tricked, and it was Gu Yan who shot at them.
"You two idiots, no one knows who hit it, and the m24 is also a firestick." The tone of the water friend Meng Lan was full of contempt.
"Cough, cough..." Sao Pipi coughed dryly, relieved his embarrassment, and said to Gu Yan full of resentment: "Gu Yan, you are going too far, I am old, and you still scare me like this."
"That's right." The big horse monkey also criticized Gu Yan: "Fortunately, you were able to shoot these few shots accurately, and they all hit the frying pan. If this hit my ass, I won't be able to open flowers for you." Already."
Gu Yan put away the AK in her hand, cut out the m24, and said, "If you two are so immoral, I'll give each of you an m24."
The two people who were going to ask the teacher to blame and blame Gu Yan, looked at each other and the m24 in Gu Yan's hand, the two of them tacitly said nothing, they didn't dare to argue with Gu Yan, turned around and left.
They didn't dare to argue with Gu Yan, and left in a hurry, while Meng Lan's bad taste came.
She raised the assault rifle in her hand, and aimed at the frying pan on their buttocks.
It's just that because the two were running, Meng Lan couldn't aim well, and a few shots went wrong, and the buttocks of Sao Pipi and Da Mahou were bleeding.
Faced with Gu Yan and Meng Lan's precise marksmanship, Sao Pipi and Da Ma Hou chose to bear the burden of humiliation and did not care about 567 with them.
Without the vehicle, Sao Pipi and Da Ma Hou ran ahead, while Gu Yan and water friend Meng Lan ran behind.
While running, Sao Pipi communicated with the big horse monkey.
Sao Pipi asked: "Big Horse Monkey, how much do you plan to kill this time?"
Dama Monkey responded: "I got all the m24, how can I do without 10 kills."
"That's right." Sao Pipi nodded: "I also have at least 10 kills, otherwise let alone me, even the m24 in my hand will not agree."
Da Mahou nodded: "Sao Pipi, you are so strong, every time you broadcast live, you get more than 20 kills, 10 kills in this round is no problem, I believe in you."
Sao Pipi smiled and said, "You too, 10 kills is just a drizzle for you."
The two boasted to each other, boasted to each other, had the same taste, and cherished each other.
The audience in their live broadcast room scolded the two for being shameless. This kind of behavior of licking their faces and boasting to each other is simply devoid of conscience, and God can't stand it anymore.
I don't know if it's true that God can't stand it anymore, anyway, after the two of them just finished bragging, a figure suddenly leaned out from behind a big tree in front of them.
The man raised his gun and aimed it at Sao Pipi and the big horse monkey.
"Da da da……"
Amidst the fierce gunfire, the reminder that Sao Pipi and Da Mahou were knocked down emerged. The two who had just praised each other for being a dick, knelt on the ground together and shouted for help to Gu Yan and Meng Lan who were behind.
Seeing the two people who were blowing each other in high spirits just now, they were knocked down to the ground in a blink of an eye, lying on the ground crying for help, the audience in the live broadcast room couldn't help laughing and mocking.
"Hey, who said just now that m24 is in hand, and the players who survived this round are all his prey?"
"Another person said that this hand should have at least 10 kills, otherwise the m24 in his hand would not agree."
"Hahaha, I told you to pretend to be aggressive, kneel down, you deserve it."
"That's what happens to Pi."
Sao Pipi Da Mahou called for help to Gu Yan and Meng Lan, the player who knocked them down had already moved his gun to them who fell to the ground, ready to make up for them.
"Whoa!"
At this time, Gu Yan turned on the quadruple mirror on the m24.
The dynamic eagle eye locks on the target instantly.
Sight aim.
Pull the trigger down.
"boom!"
A 762mm bullet was shot towards the head of the player leaning behind the tree.
With a puff, blood mist splashed, and the player with the second level head was killed by Gu Yan on the spot.
"Player y sniped Zhishang with m24 and killed 666 Aiai with a headshot"
Kill ordinary players, reward random cash: 352 yuan.
Gu Yan's sending of m24 was very timely.
Because if his shot was half a second slower, Sao Pipi would be replaced by that player.
"You keep a stinking house, do you still have to pretend to be aggressive?" Meng Lan, the water friend, stepped forward and asked standing in front of the two.
At this moment, Sao Pipi is already in a bloody state, if he doesn't help him, he will burp.look.Wool, Chinese Net
"What is pretending? I, Sao Pipi, don't even know these two words, Meng Lan, come help me, hurry up." Sao Pipi begged for help.
Although the big horse monkey on the side is also kneeling, he still has a lot of blood. Compared with Sao Pipi's jumping feet, he is not panicked at all.
"Are you sure you won't pretend anymore?" Meng Lan asked again.
"No, no." Sao Pipi looked at the dwindling blood volume, and his back began to sweat: "I, Sao Pipi, will never pretend to be aggressive anymore."
"Okay." Meng Lan immediately squatted beside Sao Pipi, and when Sao Pipi was about to turn into a box, she gave him a hand.
Meng Lan helped Sao Pippi, Gu Yan helped Da Mahou, this wave of Sao Pippi and Da Mahou were knocked down and deflated, the effect of the show was still very good.
When Sao Pipi begged Meng Lan to save him, he said that he would no longer pretend to be forceful, and his tone was very sincere.
But when he was helped up and stood up, Sao Pipi took a deep breath and said with a smile: "It is impossible not to pretend to be cool, and it is impossible not to pretend in this life, I am a dignified Wuhu..."
Before Sao Pipi finished speaking, she heard a clang, and Meng Lan slapped Sao Pipi's head with a pan.
Originally in a state of residual blood that had just been lifted up, Sao Pipi knelt on the ground again after being slapped by Meng Lan.
"Hey, hello." Sao Pipi glared at Meng Lan: "What are you doing, why are you hitting me with a pan? I've died several times, and it won't be easy to help me later."
"Who makes you look like you're going to pretend to be aggressive again? I'm most uncomfortable with people who pretend to be aggressive." After Meng Lan finished speaking, she grabbed the pan and ran towards the safe area.
The poisonous circle has been brushed over, Gu Yan helped the big horse monkey, and then headed straight for the safe zone.
"Chichi..."
The monkeys in Dama were spraying medicine on the spot.
Seeing the approaching poison ring, Sao Pipi hurriedly said to Da Mahou: "Da Mahou, what medicine are you still using? Hurry up and help me, we are going to run away from the poison."
The big horse monkey glanced at Sao Pipi, who was kneeling on the ground and crawling over, and said, "The poisonous circle is coming? Don't worry, look at the poisonous circle that is getting closer, and then look at the fallen teammates beside you. Put on a bandage and see what your teammates say, don't panic at all."
The Malaysian monkey is imitating Sao Pipi's classic catchphrase, no matter how big the disadvantage is, it is not a big problem in Sao Pipi's mouth.
Gas tank leaking at home?It's not a big problem, he's going to let him go, I'll light a cigarette first to calm the shock.
Oops, the gas tank is on fire, run?It doesn't exist, I lie on the bed with my backhand and sleep with him, and see what the gas cylinder says.
Pippi, who was usually so naughty, was returned by the big horse monkey.
(End of this chapter)