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Chapter 78 Freedom of Arms



Chapter 78 Freedom of Arms

Chapter 78 Owning a gun ≠ Freedom

'Phishing, they're targeting you!'

A man received a text message reminding him to test an upgrade of his bank card. He clicked on the link and was scammed out of more than 40 yuan within ten minutes online…

The writing is very humorous.

It is rich in pictures and text, and the accompanying pictures are even in the form of chibi-style comics.

"That's interesting," Li Qianqian murmured to herself.

She glanced at the number of followers of Jiangnan Morning Post, which had just surpassed one million.

Continue scrolling down:

KFC and McDonald's respond to the issue of fast-growing chickens.

'A chicken only needs a mere 45 days from hatching to reaching the dinner table…'

……

'The comeback story of Lost in Thailand!'

From an investment and production standpoint, "Lost in Thailand," with its 30 million yuan budget, was a complete underdog, while Feng Xiaogang's "Back to 1942," with its over 200 million yuan investment, was undoubtedly a high-roller. Yet, the underdog successfully outmaneuvered the high-roller…

Loser?

Tall, rich and handsome?

A loser's rise to become a rich and handsome guy?

I don't know who the editor who wrote the news is, but this is hilarious!

Li Qianqian opened the comments section.

The top comment has absolutely nothing to do with the news; it's just some silly netizen making a meme: 'When will Weibo have its own version of otaku dance?'

I read several Weibo posts and saw similar comments.

'If Bilibili has it, we should have it on Weibo too!'

……

Bilibili (Bilibili.com) ranked Jiangnan Morning Post number one on its charts, and Weibo made it a trending topic!

……

"House dance?"

Li Qianqian's eyes lit up; she had to admit, this touched upon her area of ​​expertise.

I hurriedly opened a webpage, logged into Bilibili, searched for Jiangnan Morning Post, and confirmed that Blue Lightning was indeed the official account.

I casually clicked "follow".

Then I checked their videos, and the latest posts were filled with a dense collection of news videos.

After considering it for a moment, Li Qianqian clicked on the homepage in the upper left corner, entered the popular page, and then clicked on the leaderboard.

Sure enough, the top-ranked video on the entire site was a dance video posted by Jiangnan Morning Post: "Jiangnan Morning Post, But the Love Cycle is Gone!"

He stood high above, suppressing all the monsters and demons.

I moved the mouse and clicked on the title, and the video started playing automatically.

She released the mouse and opened the can of cucumber-flavored potato chips.

The first shot zooms in, focusing on the entrance of the Jiangnan Morning Post.

Asuna, with her brown hair, stands alone in Sword Art Online. At the same time, several lines of small text appear on the right side of the screen:

Dancer UP host: =BitingCat='

Produced by: Jiangnan Morning Post

"Mist grass!"

Li Qianqian was speechless.

She never expected that Jiangnan Morning Post would be so creative.

but.

How is this movie-quality high-definition picture possible?!

When the camera zoomed in on her face, she could clearly see her pores. After careful observation, she could even see that Asuna's neck had some powder caked on it!

I was talking to my mom on the phone the other day and I heard that Dad is in charge of the new media department, right?

Is he really that avant-garde?

Then the background music from Love Circulation started playing. Li Qianqian forced down her shock, took out some potato chips, stuffed them into her mouth, and crunched them loudly.

Asuna twisted her waist—

"Mist grass!"

Asuna makes a heart shape with her hands and winks—

"Mist grass!"

Asuna leaned against the large desk—

“Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!”

Li Qianqian hurriedly placed the potato chips on the table, completely forgetting to eat them. In her haste, she almost knocked over the Coca-Cola.

She reacted quickly and managed to keep the situation under control... However...

Such a high-definition video!

What a smooth and seamless editing process!

Such exquisite costumes, makeup, and props!

What an adorable girl!

I was so angry I wanted to slap my thigh while watching!

Fine beads of sweat appeared on his forehead; he was almost drenched in sweat...

wrong.

Li Qianqian hurriedly looked down and peeked under the computer desk.

amount.

It turns out the electric heater was set to too high...

No wonder she started sweating while watching.

The video, which only lasted a few minutes, quickly died.

Li Qianqian bent down and turned the small electric heater down a level, then clicked the mouse to restart the playback.

With the quality of this video, it would be an injustice not to watch it two, three, or four times!

I finished watching it a second time very quickly.

Li Qianqian immediately searched for "Biting Cat" and followed it again.

She then opened the Weibo webpage, casually pressed F5, the webpage refreshed, and suddenly a new Weibo post appeared:

‘最新快讯!突发!米国东部时间12月14日9点30分,康州发生一起校园开枪事件,造成包括枪手在内逾20人失去生命……’

what is happening?

Li Qianqian's lips twitched slightly, then she glanced at the time in the lower right corner: 22:50 PM.

It seems like Chinese time is thirteen hours ahead.

In other words, only twenty minutes after the incident occurred, the Jiangnan Morning Post on the other side of the ocean had already started reporting on it?

The details are so detailed that more than 20 people have died, and even the number of casualties has been revealed.

That's right?

Fake news?

intern?

Li Qianqian pressed F5 again, and another post appeared, which was a repost of the previous Weibo post by the commentator.

It was striking: 'This is a land where the flowers of evil bloom.'

……

Yu Huan leaned against the wooden sofa in the rented room, calmly holding her phone.

I played Temple Run for a while, then checked the time and it was almost time to play.

Then he bent down and used the laptop on the coffee table to send out the text he had already edited.

After posting two Weibo posts, Yu Huan immediately called Chen Yaoyao and asked her to call in people to carry out an emergency mission and get the staff living near the newspaper building to work overtime at the newspaper office.

After making the call, first send the work details to everyone's email.

This is just the beginning.

So many social media platforms require staff to keep track of them.

The case caused an uproar, and several related terms immediately appeared at the bottom of Weibo's trending topics list.

As the buzz grew, comments and reposts climbed with each refresh.

Yu Huan looked at the comments under the second post about the shooting incident, including those that were rational and objective, those that were critical and skeptical, and those that contained personal opinions.

I couldn't help but sneer.

The internet has a low barrier to entry, a large and complex user base, and a wide range of quality, which has remained true in every era.

On the internet, you never know if the person sitting on the other end of the computer is a human or a dog.

Such is the current environment: public intellectuals are rampant, cooperating with foreign media, and even wishing someone "to be reborn in America" ​​as the most sincere blessing.

For ten years, they have been relentlessly brainwashing netizens.

Many people kneel down themselves, yet they still can't stand those who are standing, wishing everyone would kneel down with them.

This inadvertently gave Yu Huan an opportunity to take advantage of the situation.

The key to generating traffic lies in creating conflict! The essence of traffic generation is the discussion of trending topics, and conflict and friction are the key to trending topics!

Yu Huan started tagging and forwarding those offensive and anti-intellectual remarks.

Taking this opportunity, we'll explain the origins of Thanksgiving.

A rant about the US's domineering passport, a lighthearted look at Japanese children's summer camps, and a critique of Germany's century-old sewer system.

These three classic rumors are now widely circulating.

The incident concluded with the statement, "Owning a gun does not equal freedom."

As dawn broke, the Jiangnan Morning Post found itself in the eye of the storm.

"This is a land where the flowers of evil bloom" and "Owning guns ≠ freedom" topped the trending search list.

(End of this chapter)


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