lerbook Chapter 347 A Waterfall Plunges Three Feet
Chapter 347 A Waterfall Plunges Three Feet
Chapter 347 A Waterfall Plummets Three Thousand Feet
The crisp, pleasant sound of the light switch clicking echoed through the quiet shop.
In an instant, the chandeliers cast a bright glow, dispelling the pervasive gloom without a trace.
Since the last time Fatty Yang gathered a crowd to vandalize the place, Yu Songnian and the Xu siblings have cleaned up the area, with all the chairs neatly upside down on the table.
Several large, spiderweb-like cracks are particularly noticeable on the glass partition of the open kitchen.
Old Yu had a cigarette dangling from his mouth, his gaze sweeping over the area with a hint of curiosity.
At this moment, Yu Huan, who had finished turning on the lights ahead, turned around and said loudly, "This shop is made up of four storefronts combined together. The total property area is 163 square meters, which Rongrong bought at an average price of 8,000."
As soon as he uttered the word "Rongrong," Lin Yourong, who was standing next to Teacher Wu, secretly glared at him.
That despicable, stinking man, he lies without batting an eye—
They're bringing her up again, using her as an excuse!
Yu Huan noticed his first wife's reproachful gaze. He pulled his mask down to his chin, grinned, revealing eight white teeth, and gave her a bright smile.
At a time like this, his first wife would probably stand on his side and not expose him, right?
Old Yu nodded slightly, his gaze lingering on the broken glass door of the disinfection cabinet, and asked with great curiosity, "Huanhuan, what happened?"
Yu Huan followed his gaze and, without thinking, laughed and said, "Dad, it's the previous homeowner causing trouble—"
The words have not yet fallen.
Yu Songnian exhaled two puffs of smoke from his nose and eagerly interrupted, "Fourth Uncle, I've been holding back for a long time! That Fatty Yang and a few people came to cause trouble and even broke my head. Luckily, Brother Huan made them pay me 30,000 yuan in compensation!"
"Huh?" Teacher Wu, who was biting into a strawberry, interrupted in astonishment, "Songnian, didn't you say you accidentally bumped your head? So you were beaten up?"
Yu Songnian lowered his voice and whispered, "Brother Huan said we shouldn't tell our families, because he's afraid they'll worry."
After listening to his nephew's words, Old Yu looked at Yu Huan and nodded.
Under her father's gratified gaze, Yu Huan thought for a moment and decided to skip the "mop with poop on it" part, since it was too much about poop and pee and was a bit disgusting.
Nothing else, my own mother is still eating!
He smiled and picked out the key points, saying, "Songnian didn't suffer any loss. He was hit on the head with a bottle, but he fought back fiercely and held his own against four opponents. The other party was involved in a gang fight and property damage. In order to get our letter of understanding, they paid a total of 50,000 yuan in compensation, 30,000 for Songnian and 20,000 for me."
Old Yu held a cigarette between two fingers, took a deep drag, and said to Yu Songnian with a knowing look, "So that's why you suddenly bought two cartons of Furongwang cigarettes for me and the old man to smoke when you came back with your head wrapped in gauze last time. Turns out you made a fortune."
Yu Huan walked up to Yu Songnian, patted him on the shoulder, and said with a smile, "Not bad, Songnian, you still know how to respect your elders even after you've made a fortune."
"That's a must!" Yu Songnian's cigarette was almost completely burned out.
He held the cigarette butt between two fingers, casually tossed it at his feet, and stomped it out.
Just as Yu Huan was about to speak, Lin Yourong suddenly strode over and whispered something urgently in his ear.
"Oh."
Yu Huan nodded, then said to Yu Songnian:
“Songnian, when Qianqian used to work here, you used to come here every day. You must know this place like the back of your hand, right? Show your fourth uncle and aunt around. Your sister-in-law and I are going to the restroom.”
"Okay!" Yu Songnian nodded in response.
Yu Huan smiled gently, then took Lin Yourong's soft, boneless hand and led her gracefully toward the bathroom.
I was thinking to myself.
The pure-hearted warrior would never have spoken to him unless she absolutely couldn't hold back anymore.
A thought flashed through Yu Huan's mind. He quickened his pace and said jokingly in a low voice, "Honey, you didn't hold it in the whole way and almost wet your pants before you told me you needed to go to the toilet, did you?"
"Why do you talk so much nonsense!" Lin Yourong's voice was tinged with anger as she reached out and pinched the flesh on the back of his hand.
"Ouch!" Yu Huan quickly withdrew her hand, seeing her reaction, it was clear that her words had hit the nail on the head.
After all, women have different physiological structures than men, making them more prone to urinary incontinence.
He led Lin Yourong into the restroom, and after a moment's thought, said, "Wife, you go to the toilet inside, I'll stay outside."
"Okay." Lin Yourong replied and hurriedly walked past Yu Huan, her eagerness evident.
Yu Huan couldn't help but chuckle as she turned around and opened the door, only to find that the clogged pit had dried up and was completely dark.
At this time, there was no nauseating odor.
He looked away, and before he could even unzip his pants, he heard a soft, cascading sound coming from next door, echoing in the small space.
Yu Huan smiled playfully, savoring the voice, and couldn't help but tease, "Hmm, 'A waterfall cascading three thousand feet,' you do sound like you're holding it in."
The words were spoken, but no response was heard.
Yu Huan whistled leisurely as he urinated.
The melody is exactly the same as the whistle that adults blow when they help a child urinate.
The waterfall-like sound stopped quickly, followed by a short, sharp thud from the flushing tank.
After relieving himself, Yu Huan stuffed his penis back into his pants.
I heard the sound of a door being pushed open next door.
The next moment, Yu Huan felt a sharp pain in his buttocks, as if he were being tightly gripped by sharp pincers that were twisting his flesh.
Yu Huan gasped instantly, hissing as she quickly zipped up her pants.
He hurriedly said, "Wife, let go! Let go! You're too rough! I was just joking!"
"Are you kidding me? You're such a nuisance!" Lin Yourong snorted twice, then pinched her hard before letting go of her crab-like hand.
Before that whistle, she felt a wave of shame wash over her, and every pore on her body seemed to radiate embarrassment, with goosebumps rising on her skin.
At this moment, the cheeks under the mask felt as if they were being roasted by fire.
Yu Huan decisively gave up flushing; he turned around and closed the door.
Turning around, he saw Lin Yourong's eyes between the brim of her hat and her mask. There seemed to be two small flames dancing in those eyes as she glared at him angrily.
In that split second, Yu Huan swiftly raised his right hand without hesitation and gently placed it on her shoulder, saying softly, "Wife, don't be angry, I know I was wrong!" Lin Yourong brushed his hand away, turned around, and took a step, saying coquettishly, "You just know how to make fun of me, are you a child who hasn't grown up yet?"
Yu Huan quickly followed and grabbed her hand. Seeing that she didn't struggle, he chuckled and said, "Wife, don't be angry, don't be angry."
Lin Yourong slowed her pace slightly, turned around and gave him a reproachful look, but said, "Hmph, if I'm really angry, I won't bother with you."
Hearing this, Yu Huan was immediately relieved; his wife was flirting with him.
The couple walked out of the bathroom hand in hand, only to find everyone gathered around a table, looking around. Old Yu even picked up a chair to examine it closely.
Seeing this, Yu Huan led Lin Yourong forward and said with a smile, "Dad, the tables and chairs here are of pretty good quality, and many of the bowls are like new. They are of very high quality. After the demolition assessment is completed, you can call Songnian to come over and transport some back. Anyway, they won't be worth much if we sell them as scrap."
"Songnian was just talking about this with us," Old Yu responded, putting his chair back on the ground. He then turned to Lin Yourong, smiling as he asked, "Yourong—"
As soon as the slightly consultative tone left his mouth, Lin Yourong quickly interjected, "Dad, you decide what to do, just make the best use of it."
Yu Huan watched this scene and thought to herself that the Pure Love Warrior was quite clever.
He pursed his slightly dry lips and asked, "Would you like some water?"
"Brother Huan, I want a Coke!" Yu Songnian eagerly raised his hand.
Ms. Wu said with a smile, "I don't drink cold water, so buy your dad a bottle of mineral water instead."
Upon hearing this, Yu Huan looked at Lin Yourong beside him and asked, "Wife, what about you?"
As he spoke, he slowly let go of her hand, preparing to go to the small supermarket next door to make a purchase.
Lin Yourong grabbed his hand and said, "Darling, I'll go with you."
"Okay." Yu Huan smiled and pulled her along.
The three of them watched the couple walk away, then stepped lightly across the threshold.
Yu Songnian sighed and said, "Huan Ge and You Rong Jie have such a good relationship. One calls her 'wife,' and the other calls her 'darling.' They're so affectionate. It's really enviable."
"What sticky?" Old Yu said with a beaming smile, "This should be called inseparable."
Since the Chinese teacher had said so, Yu Songnian naturally nodded repeatedly: "Yes! They're inseparable!"
A damp, cold wind swept through the streets and alleys, making the branches and leaves of the camphor trees along the roadside tremble.
Lin Yourong didn't feel anything because she was wearing a scarf, but Yu Huan felt as if a cold blade was gently slicing across her neck.
A chill ran down his neck, causing him to shiver involuntarily, and every hair on his body seemed to stand on end.
He quickly took Lin Yourong's hand, put it in his pocket, and then strode into the small supermarket next to the restaurant.
The owner, sitting behind the cashier, was watching the wall-mounted TV across from him.
The moment Yu Huan's profile came into his view, he immediately exclaimed "Whoa!"
"Mr. Yu, it's been a long time!" The supermarket owner paused, then glanced at Lin Yourong next to Yu Huan. Seeing their intimate posture, he smiled and continued, "Not only are you incredibly lucky to be a recipient of demolition compensation, but you've also found a girlfriend with such a great figure and temperament."
Yu Huan turned her head, looked at the man in his forties with a thin build, and a smile appeared on her face.
Although they weren't close friends and had only bought things from each other a few times, he wasn't surprised that the person could call him by his surname so easily.
After all, the brawl and vandalism that happened a month ago had caused quite a stir on this street.
However, the other party didn't know he was the internet celebrity "Brother Leader"? This is clearly an information gap.
Yu Huan quickly pulled up his mask and said with a smile, "Brother, you flatter me. This is my wife."
The supermarket owner looked Lin Yourong up and down, nodding and jokingly saying, "A beautiful woman paired with a handsome man, perfect match."
Yu Huan smiled back, pulled Lin Yourong to the beverage display case, and asked gently, "What would you like to drink?"
Lin Yourong pulled her hand out of Yu Huan's pocket, leaned close to his ear and whispered, "I'll drink whatever you drink, I'll only have two sips."
"Okay." Yu Huan nodded.
After opening the cabinet door, he took out two bottles of cola and a bottle of mineral water without thinking.
After placing the items on the cashier's counter, Yu Huan smiled and said, "Brother, give me two more packs of Furongwang cigarettes."
"Okay." The supermarket owner nodded.
He bent down and opened the cigarette display case next to him. As he took out cigarettes, he said with emotion, "Mr. Yu, you are really lucky. In my opinion, the demolition of Xiangchun Road should be very quick. The community has already issued a notice, and next week the appraisal agency will conduct an on-site investigation. They even asked the homeowners to leave their contact information."
Upon hearing this news, Yu Huan raised an eyebrow, suppressing a hint of surprise, and casually smiled, saying, "Really?"
"Hmm, Mr. Yu, you don't know, do you?" The supermarket owner placed two packs of cigarettes next to several bottles of water.
“I haven’t been here much lately,” Yu Huan said, counting out three bills from her wallet.
The supermarket owner took the money, casually opened a drawer and stuffed it in, then smiled and said, "But the community should have your contact information, so it doesn't matter whether you go or not."
Thinking of all the certificates he had obtained, Yu Huan picked up a cigarette in one hand and two bottles of water in the other, nodding without hesitation: "That's true, brother, we'll be going now, see you later."
Seeing this, Lin Yourong picked up the remaining bottle of cola on the table.
As the young couple turned to leave, the supermarket owner politely called out, "Take care!"
The cold wind howled fiercely.
Lin Yourong hid behind Yu Huan, only to hear his slightly inquiring voice brush past her ear: "Wife, how about we go to the community center?"
"Anything is fine with me," she replied without hesitation.
Yu Huan suddenly sighed and said, "I am truly blessed to have a wife like you who is neither a spoilsport nor a troublemaker."
Lin Yourong's lips curled slightly beneath her mask as she asked with a hint of curiosity, "Darling, what does 'not being pretentious' mean?"
"'Not being pretentious' is the opposite of 'being pretentious.' 'Being pretentious' means making trouble out of nothing, causing unnecessary trouble, liking to boss people around, and having an unpredictable temper, wanting this one minute and that the next!"
Yu Huan explained quickly, paused, and then said firmly:
"And you are very 'non-dramatic'! Get it?"
(End of this chapter)