lerbook Chapter 153 Is it her shit or the princess’s shit now?
Chapter 153 Is it her shit or the princess’s shit now?
Silly Mao skillfully raised her head and raised her hands to support her little face. Zai Zai walked to the large mirror with cat ears on the side and looked around with wide eyes. She shook her head and held her little tail: " Mirror, mirror, who is the most domineering and powerful woman in the history of the world?"
The little girl lying behind the magic mirror popped up and said, "It's you, Queen. You are the most beautiful woman in the history of the world!"
The stupid cat nodded obediently, and was about to raise his paw to touch his unnecessary beard, but in the next second, Yao Yao seemed to have thought of something, and tilted his head in confusion.
It doesn't matter if it's not crooked or not. If it's crooked, the hat on Xiaotuanzi's head will fall off. Zai Zi has learned from his villain dad and villain brother for so many days, so he naturally understands that "you can't lose your aura when you lose". So she raised her hand and raised her hat without changing her expression.
The next second, the hat tilted to the left again. The stupid cat had no choice but to hold the hat up again. As a result, the hat fell back and forth to the side as if playing hide and seek with her.
The stupid cat got angry, angrily raised his hand and held the hat on his head, pushing the brim of the hat directly under his eyebrows.
Yaoyao hummed twice and repeated: "Magic mirror, magic mirror, who is the most handsome woman in the world?"
Little Magic Mirror is played by a confused little girl from the Taro class, who is also one of our Fu Aotian’s little fans~
Hearing her Ao Tian's words, Mo Jing did not hesitate: "Of course it's you! Ao...Queen!!"
This affirmative tone made Yao Yao confused.
Zaizai took a small step. This time she was smart. Before speaking, she deliberately moved the earphones out of her ears: "That's not right, Cai Cai!"
"Although you are telling the truth, but~"
"Why do I remember that I want to kill the princess who is prettier than fish?"
Cai Cai, also known as Little Magic Mirror, suddenly realized and covered her mouth: "Yes!"
She was not as alert as Yao Yao, and she had even forgotten that there was a microphone hanging on her ear.
Cai Cai reacted, thought for a while, and a cheerful voice came from the mirror: "No, no, I just said it wrong! You are not the most handsome person, Snow White is the most, most, most, most, most, most, most, most, most, most, most, most handsome person. ah!!"
The evil queen heard it!
Damn it! ! !
Can she endure this? ? ?Of course it’s Da Baa! ! !The queen was so angry that she clenched her fists and stamped her feet: "I'm so angry! I'm so angry with my queen! I'm going to kill her!!!"
The next second, another beam of light came on. Ye Ling'er, dressed in the king's costume, happily jumped in front of her Aotian. She turned around subconsciously, and suddenly leaned against Aotian and rubbed against him: "I am the king of queens!!"
The stupid cat raised her hand to hold the wizard hat on her head. She waved her little magic wand and jumped around Ye Ling'er. She shook her head, shook her little hand, and said vaguely: "Confused. You~ confuse you~”
"Cat magic power!!!"
After saying this, King Ye Ling'er's little body trembled, as if he was really confused. The little girl's eyes were shining, and she hugged the stupid cat and kissed her Aotian with a "bah" and "bah" Two mouthfuls.
Her face was full of happiness, and she rubbed her Aotian's little face: "Aotian... Queen! I have been confused by you, you can tell me whatever you want to do!"
The stupid Queen Cat with a small face pulled her robe and wiped her face. She raised her fleshy paws and touched Ye Ling'er's head. After a moment of silence, the boy glared: "Spicy, okay?" !”
"Then kill Princess Xi!!!"
The confused King Ye Ling'er blinked and waved: "Come here, arrest her for me!!"
As soon as the words fell, four carrot-headed guards suddenly appeared on the stage, holding carrot dolls in their hands and "greeting" Snow White.
When Snow White saw this, she naturally knew something was wrong!He rolled twice on the ground, stood up and ran, and finally escaped from the palace.
Snow White's stepmother, Yao Yao, this "extremely vicious" woman, was so angry when she learned that her men had not caught Snow White! !
The vicious queen grinned and hugged the "shy" king in her arms, shouting in a milky voice: "Damn it! Damn it!!"
"It's absolutely disgusting!!"
"I won't let you go!!!"
When the last note fell, Snow White escaped from the palace, stumbling along the way and finally escaped. She didn't dare to stop and ran farther and farther, directly into the depths of the forest, where she met seven dwarfs.
The dwarf saw that she was pitiful and took her in.
At this time, the queen in the palace thought that the soldiers had successfully chased her. She was standing happily in front of the mirror, raising her paws and half covering her mouth in an extremely artificial way. Yaoyao said with the last word: "Mirror, Mirror, who is The most handsome woman in the world?”
Little Magic Mirror Caicai stood behind the big mirror and yawned: "Snow White, it's Snow White~"
"Handsome Queen Liangliang, don't ask. No matter how many times you ask, she is still a princess!"
When Queen Yaoyao heard this, she opened her mouth wide and was stunned for a while. After reacting three seconds later, the stupid cat looked ugly and pulled off the wizard hat on his head. In order to express his anger, Zaizai even stepped on the hat angrily. She stepped off her feet and took out a red apple as big as half of her face from her pocket: "Useless soldiers! I have to go there myself!!"
Teacher Cheng's eyelids twitched in the audience, and he tilted his head unbearably.
Ok.
The beginning of disaster.
The scene on the stage changed. Silly Cat had changed into a small black dress, and a rag was removed from his head.
Step by step, she walked to the dwarf's mushroom house with short legs. The stupid cat stood on tiptoe and knocked on the window with some effort.
Fu Qingyu in the audience frowned and couldn't help complaining: "The window is so high that even children can't reach it, why don't you make it lower?"
The window was opened. Silly Cat squinted his eyes and looked around. He took out a small sword with his other hand. The vicious queen shook her head and asked softly: "Gu Liang, you are the only one." Are you at home alone?"
Snow White An Zixuan nodded: "Yes, old lady, I'm the only one."
Hearing this, Zizi curled his lips cruelly, showed the little sword in his hand, and pointed it at Snow White. She glared with a fierce look on her face: "Who is your mother-in-law! Open the door quickly, or the nest will be demolished for you. mushroom!!"
Snow White screamed in horror, shook her hands, and walked out quickly: "No, no, you can't tear down my cabin!!"
The stupid cat sneered: "I still need to discuss with you about the nest? You take yourself too seriously, you vicious princess!"
The princess had tears in her eyes, but she didn't want to die in vain, so she proposed a duel between women! ! !
The queen sneered disdainfully: "Ha, you are overestimating your own abilities!! If you lose in a while, you will be pissed off!!!"
1 minute later...
Zai Zi looked at his claws holding out a pair of scissors, and then looked up at Snow White Princess An Zixuan holding out a stone.
The two dolls were stunned.
Because, best of three games, Snow White won three games! ! !
Zaizi squinted his eyes and looked at the stone carefully, and was horrified. How could this continue? ? ?
Then, that, is it her shit or the princess's shit now? ?