Divine Lucky Star

Chapter 330

"Boss, tickets are calculated according to the number of people," Zhao Zhenhao directly asked a bodyguard to pay the bill, and then followed the army to go inside. Frowning while walking: "this environment is also too bad, dirty and bad model ah! Brother Hao is talking about cross talk here? How about that? "

"If you don't think it's good, you should invest in transformation," Fang Wenbin said. That's not a thing. "Brother Hao can even talk about cross talk. It's amazing!"

"Mr. Zhao," one of the five foreigners, four men and one woman, said to Zhao Zhenhao, "this is where your good friend talks about cross talk?"

"Yes, Mr. Bruce," Zhao Zhenhao nodded. "My good friend is very good. You will soon know."

"I hope I'll have a good mood today," Bruce said with a smile. "I've heard some cross talk before, but I don't think it's interesting. I hope your good friend can give me a surprise!"

"You will be satisfied." For this, Zhao Zhenhao is quite confident.

Is there anything in the world that Hao can't do?

Bai Yaning is also curious to wait and see. As soon as she gets to the door of the studio hall, she hears a burst of laughter!

"Ha ha ha ha ha! How interesting! It's not in vain today

"Yes, Xiao Yue Yue's words are too cheap, ha ha!"

Then the audience together: "shhhhhhh!"

Zhao Zhenhao and they looked at each other - what happened? Is this already on? Is it late?

A group of people rushed into the door in a hurry. When they came in, it was not. On the left side of the stage was a little fat man with a cheap face. He should be the university classmate whom brother Hao said he had lived in the small mountain on the upper bunk for three years. The one on the right, wearing a grey coat and smiling, is not Wang Hao and Wang Ritian?!

When the program started, a group of people did not care to ask what was going on. They quickly found their seats and sat down. Then they listened to Xiao Yueyue on the stage --

Yue Peng: "I failed in the political examination!"

Wang Hao: how much

Yue Peng: "smashed, don't ask!"

Wang Hao: have you passed

Yue Peng: "don't ask, it's much worse than what I thought it would be!"

Wang Hao: how much

Yue Peng: "you say it first!"

Wang Hao: "I'm a student, 59!"

Yue Peng: almost like you

Wang Hao: "go ahead and say it! You are Xueba. You must have passed? "

Yue Peng: "95! I've never been so low in the exam! "

Wang Hao: "I..."

Zhao Zhenhao and Zhao Zhenhao did not sit still. As soon as they finished the short story, they suddenly burst into laughter. Bai Yaning couldn't help laughing and said, "this guy, I don't know where to get so many funny jokes."

Zhao Zhenhao slapped his thigh: "ha ha ha ha, brother Hao talks about cross talk so well!"

Fang Wenbin said with a smile: "yes, I really do. Brother Hao is invincible. What does it look like! A cow

Before they came, they knew that it was yesterday that Wang Hao said he wanted to help the little Yueyue, so there is no need to ask about these interesting passages. They must be from brother Hao!

They are still new in. Those who have been listening to the audience for a long time in front of them have been laughing for a long time. They lie on the table one by one, laughing and saying: "it's too cheap! These two people, ha ha ha! It's killing me

"Verygood!" exclaimed the group of foreigners

Yue Peng: "the final exam, everyone let me give the answer, I sum up, hair on the hair, these people can't ah, how poor!"

Wang Hao: Well, did you send it

Yue Peng: "yes, I did! As a result, as soon as they went out of the examination room, they all asked me, why did I write one less? Was it the last question I would not write? "

Wang Hao: can you

Yue Peng: "I'm a Xueba. How can I not? I'm the first question. I won't!"

Wang Hao: they didn't kill you

Yue Peng's face was full of Horror: "my God! How do you know they hit me? "

Wang Hao sighed: "should!"

All of them laughed together, especially Yue Peng's cheap and cute face, and Wang Hao's carefully made funny to fly jokes. The atmosphere of the whole studio exploded directly!

At this time, there was no atmosphere of boring looking at mobile phones one by one. Now the audience all have bright eyes, and they are staring at Yue Peng and Wang Hao on the stage!

In their hearts, these two people are the No1 of crosstalk! Those masters can't be compared with them!

In the following time, we can say that the laughter of the whole studio hall has never stopped. On average, the audience will laugh once every ten seconds!

People kept cheering, and they were shocked by Wang Hao and Yue Peng --

"interesting! Too cheap! I love watching this! This is called cross talk"That's not true. It was so boring to listen to before

This is just a basket of flowers tonight! Usually, Zhou Da Na can take one or two in one night. As a result, Yue Peng and Wang Hao have 15 in one night! And it's a big flower basket, one for 300! In fact, Zhao Zhenhao didn't make a move. Otherwise, it is estimated that the stage would be too much!

Seeing that the crosstalk was about to finish, Yue PENGJian said to the audience with a smile: "by the way, as a person with status, I also have a theme song. Do you want to hear it?"

This bitch has a theme song!

All the audience yelled, "listen!"

Yue Peng said: "then I can sing it!"

Audience: "sing!"

Yue Peng began to sing: "ah, the Fifth Ring Road is more than the Fourth Ring Road! Ah ~ the Fifth Ring Road ~ you are one link less than the sixth ring road! Finally, one day, you will be able to repair the seventh ring road. What can you do when you get to the seventh ring road? ~ "

audience:

"Ha ha ha ha ha!" The whole audience laughed down on the spot, laughing and shouting: "this song is really cheap, ha ha! The lyrics are so easy to remember! Ah ~ the Fifth Ring Road ~ you have one more ring than the Fourth Ring Road! Ah ~ the Fifth Ring Road ~ you are one link less than the sixth ring road! Ha ha ha

Yue Peng: "come on, sing together!"

Audience: "ah, the Fifth Ring Road is more than the Fourth Ring Road! Ah ~ the Fifth Ring Road ~ you are one link less than the sixth ring road ~ ~ ~ "

if you want to talk about this cross talk, it would be more than 40 minutes? As a result, Wang Hao and Yue Peng wanted to go on, but the audience didn't do it! All the people yelled back together, and finally went back three times in a row, and the audience gave up.

"Oh, I'll go. Brother Hao is so tired today!" As soon as he returned to the backstage, Yue Peng was tired and stretched out on the chair: "I never thought that cross talk was so tired. This voice is dry. I have to drink water quickly."

"Ha ha, how are you feeling today?" Wang Hao said with a smile: "after you on this road, I'll change anyone, the key is to fix the way yourself!"

"Brother Hao, don't say anything," Yue Peng was moved and almost cried: "if you don't have you, I can't stand it today!"

"Who are we?" Wang Hao burst out laughing. "When we were in college, we ate steamed stuffed buns one and a half. What's polite?"

The two were laughing, and the boss rushed over and took Wang Hao's hand as soon as they met: "elder martial brother! Thanks to you today! Thank you very much

Wang Hao: Who is your senior brother

"Elder martial brother," the boss looked at Wang Hao as if he were looking at cross talk: "after a while, he said he had to stay and drink some wine! You and Dapeng Oh, no, it's amazing with Xiao Yueyue tonight! God

"I'm afraid it won't work..." Wang Hao pointed to the door. At this time, Zhao Zhenhao and Zhao Zhenhao had already come in. As soon as they saw Wang Hao, they said with a smile: "brother Hao, today's cross talk is wonderful! Come on, let's drink! Those foreigners want to know you very much. They are very sad to hear you talk about cross talk today

Ah, it's really a long time since we had dinner together. Wang Hao immediately nodded, "well, let's start now. Let's have some snacks in the evening! Street stalls are the best! "

Big stalls

"Ouch..." Zhao Zhenhao covered his mouth and ran away

"You villain," Bai Yaning said with a smile, covering his mouth. "You have to bully him every time you see him."

"I didn't mean to tell him to get rid of his psychological shadow earlier," said Wang Hao, who told him to be so handsome all day long... "