The days of being a spiritual mentor in Meiman

Chapter 3079: The matter is over (Part 2)

After bidding farewell to Hera, Hal and Bruce first went to the Hesperides Sacred Garden in the far west, picked an apple from the golden apple tree, and used the power of the Hesperides to turn it into a fruit. Cut and keep intact.

According to the Hesperides sisters, ordinary humans do not need to eat a whole golden apple to gain immortality. In fact, just one bite is enough. One golden apple is enough for a dozen people, so it is better to cut it and store it. .

In addition, Hesperides expressed clear opposition to the idea of ​​using golden apples to make apple pie, because no one has cooked this thing since its birth, and there is no way to guarantee whether there will be any after it is cooked. The effect was so Bruce and Hal could only find a way to trick Oliver into eating him alive.

Then they went to visit Hephaestus, the god of fire, but Diana's brother was a boring gourd. He only cared about blacksmithing. He seemed to be completely unable to hear Bruce and Hal talking, and he didn't care about the situation in Olympus at all. He only There was some emotional upheaval when Bruce mentioned the cannonball.

But Bruce still couldn't see the cannonball in the end, because Vulcan said that this thing is very dangerous, and no one has the correct way to use it except the person who wants to build it. It can only be used as a last resort to die together, and it is better not to see it normally. The weather is good.

Although they are curious, they are not ignorant of the importance. Things that can be treated with such caution by the gods must be very dangerous, and it is best to store them safely.

After going around in a circle, they returned to Mercury again and worked with everyone on how to deal with Zeus. Bruce actually already had a plan, but he needed someone to cooperate.

"Zeus's weakness is very obvious." Bruce said while sitting at the conference table: "He likes beautiful women and can't walk when he sees them. So we just need to get a beautiful woman to lure him over, and then let the eldest son give him a try. It's best It will take 18,000 years to recover from serious injuries, so that Hera's position as acting God King will be justified."

Clark nodded and said: "Good plan, the only question is, where to get the beautiful woman?"

Clark saw Bruce staring at him with burning eyes. Clark pointed at himself and said, "Me?"

"Don't be ridiculous, I'm a man, and with my size, I don't look like a woman in women's clothes." Clark shook his head, as if he thought it was ridiculous, but soon he looked at Bruce again and said, "I I think you have some hope."

Everyone else was staring at Bruce with sharp eyes.

"Do you think Zeus is stupid?" Bruce rolled his eyes and said, "He has supernatural powers, but he can't tell the difference between men and women?"

"But I heard angels have no gender..."

"I'm not a born angel!"

Several people discussed it and found that the most difficult part of this plan was to find a suitable person to seduce. Although there was no need to actually have anything happen with Zeus, it was already difficult to attract Zeus and protect oneself at the same time. It’s up to you whether others are willing to do it or not.

Everyone has heard of Zeus's reputation. A woman with no brains would not want to get close to this crazy stallion. So what if the child she gives birth to is a demigod? Who on Mount Olympus is not a demigod? They are all migrant workers with no name or status.

After much deliberation, he couldn't think of a suitable candidate. Bruce thought for a long time and felt that he had to be professional. He contacted Natasha through the Doujie system.

When she heard that it was seduction, Natasha immediately perked up, but when she heard that it was Zeus, Natasha's tone became obviously disappointed.

Her last object of seduction was Iron Man Tony Stark. Don’t worry about how he behaved in bed. His skin was quite deceptive, especially his eyes that looked as affectionate as a dog. Natasha is still... No meal replacement found.

But after all, Zeus looks like an old man, which is really not what Natasha likes. Moreover, this old man also likes to have children for him. Although Natasha is not fertile at all, it is still creepy to think about it.

"I can take this job." Natasha sent the message to Bruce. She said, "But considering that the other party's image is not very good, we have to pay more."

Bruce sighed, feeling a little headache. Natasha was indeed a professional, but the price she asked was too high. Why did she need so many sets of bat equipment? Could it be that black one-eyed dragon who wants to expand enrollment again? If you can't get Iron Man's standard equipment, why don't you come to him to find a replacement?

Bruce checked his account balance and thought it would be better to wait for two days. Recently, the business on the east coast has been severely suppressed by the Luther Group, and a lot of talents have been poached. Although the personnel expenses have been reduced by more than half, But it is still stretched thin, and if the bat equipment assembly line is started again, Tim will fight him desperately.

But at this time, Natasha recommended an unexpected person to him - Luo Ji.

Although Natasha is professional, Luo Ji is even more of a master. More importantly, Bruce looked through Zeus' love history and found that Zeus prefers pure girls, and Luo Ji should be more in line with his aesthetics.

Moreover, Luo Ji is a frost giant and can still hold her brother's hammer. If Zeus really wants to do something, she also has the ability to protect herself. Natasha is worse in this regard.

Of course, Natasha's introduction wasn't for nothing, and they also had to charge an agency fee, but it was still a lot cheaper than if she did it in person.

Bruce quickly contacted Luo Ji. At this time, Luo Ji was still holding a meeting with various Lokis in the fighting world to integrate the resources of Asgard in various universes and jointly fight against Ragnarok.

Don’t you think this is just like sending a pillow when you are sleepy? Loki was overwhelmed by these tasks, and Batman called.

After knowing what Bruce was going to do, Loki didn’t take it seriously. She was good at seduction and guaranteed to make Zeus crazy, but the condition was that Bruce had to go over to help her work and figure out the Asgard matter.

Bruce thought that the ability of Loki, the god of fraud, might be of great use in the future. So many Lokis could put on a big show, so he had to build a good relationship with them in advance. The two of them hit it off.

Loki came to Mercury directly through the portal. Because it was close to the light realm, she only needed to play the role of a magic professor here.

She used to be a teacher at Kamar-Taj School of Magic, so it was not difficult for her. In order to prevent Zeus from getting suspicious, she really taught here. The students liked this new beautiful teacher very much.

Then, one day, when Loki was taking a magic demonstration class, she accidentally bumped into Helios, who was pulling the sun chariot, and damaged his car.

Loki apologized and wanted to repair Helios' car. Helios saw her beautiful face and wanted to say no, but he had a boss, Apollo, after all. He couldn't explain to his boss that the car was broken and delayed his work, so Helios agreed.

After the car was repaired, Loki made an excuse to send it to him, and went to the realm of light with him, and met Apollo.

Loki and Apollo had a good chat, and Hera pretended not to know and invited Apollo to her back garden for a picnic, and Apollo took Loki with him.

Zeus' eyes were straight when he saw Loki.

This is because Thor was not present. If Thor was there, Thor would sentence him to death with just this look.

Finding that Zeus had taken the bait, Loki smiled and said nothing, continuing to chat happily with Apollo, toasting Hera from time to time, pretending to be curious and asking about the situation on Mount Olympus.

The picnic was a great pleasure for both the host and the guests. When leaving the realm of light, Loki deliberately looked back at Zeus.

This was because Thor was not present. If Thor was there, he would have broken Loki's legs with just this look.

Zeus obviously received the signal, and his legs and waist did not hurt on the spot, and he felt that he could counterattack Mount Olympus.

That night, the surveillance camera on Mercury captured Zeus sneaking around the sun.

This old Deng at least had a little shame, and did not dare to come directly to the Mercury base, but wandered around the sun. Loki also pretended not to know and went for a walk near the orbit of Venus at a fixed time every day.

This fell into Zeus's eyes, and naturally thought it was a good opportunity, so one day, Zeus ran into Loki wandering near the orbit.

Then according to the nature of most myths and legends, the next step is to use the sky as a blanket and the ground as a bed, but Loki is not so easy to fool. She played a trick of resisting and welcoming. When she saw Zeus, she started to run.

Zeus had seen this scene before. When he approached those beauties, he didn't turn into an animal because he was full. Isn't it just to avoid scaring people away?

When he saw Loki running away, he became more excited. He didn't care which direction Loki flew, and chased after her. He didn't realize that he was getting farther and farther away from the entrance of the territory of light.

Seeing that the position was almost right, Loki appeared behind Zeus in a flash. Zeus turned around and saw Loki smiling at him cunningly, and pointed at Zeus's back with the scepter.

Zeus had an ominous premonition. Before he could turn around, a violent roar came and a huge shadow enveloped him.

Schiller was tending his vegetable garden in the backyard. After hearing the doorbell, he took off his gloves and went to the front yard to open the door. As soon as he opened the door, the children rushed in.

"Have you heard? Professor, the eldest son knocked Zeus down and was seriously injured. I heard he won't be able to get up for thousands of years." Elsa shouted at the top of her lungs.

"I want me to see that he deserves it purely, and even fell in the magic teacher of Mercury base. If the eldest son didn't beat him, I would go to beat him!" The crow waved his fist.

"Have you already reported to Mercury Base?" Schiller took off his hat and cleaned the mud from his boots.

"Yes, we just came back, and we may have to stay on Mercury for most of the next six months. By the way, Professor, have you started growing your own vegetables?"

Schiller nodded and took them to the backyard. In addition to the outdoor vegetable patch, the backyard also had a newly built greenhouse and the pavilion where Diana had been entertained before.

"It looks like we can eat fresh salads in the future." Dick walked to the edge of the field, and Elsa was also there looking around.

"Yes, I will invite you when the vegetables are ripe. How is Atlantis?"

Dick's face became a little complicated, and he said: "We went to see Arthur. He was seriously injured and I'm afraid he won't be able to get out of bed for a while."

"Really?" Schiller asked.

"Well, I feel that he is actually well, but he doesn't seem to want to get well, because as long as he is still lying in bed, he can throw everything to his fiancée, and he doesn't have to go to Mercury to teach biology and nature classes. He is obviously lazy."

Schiller picked up the kettle and said: "He may think that Mera is more suitable to be the King of the Sea than him, and injured Zeus's eldest son?"

"The resurrected Ares and the Green Lantern Corps sealed him together on Venus." Jason sighed and said, "If nothing unexpected happens, he should become the graduation test for the students."